Croutons also belong in the center column.

If you like poorly-scanned charts you will love this:

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Things have been crazy lately. When I'm not working nine hours a week, reading French comic books, or teaching stray cats to beatbox, I like to stop every now and then to congratulate myself on achieving an exhausting goal: making my hair grow longer. Operation Grow Hair Longer than Current Length has been a tremendous success.

If you pay incredible attention to detail you might have noticed I'm wearing the same shirt in three of the pictures. Apparently I really like that shirt.