Valere:
My valet’s an oaf who’ll spoil everything, but I guess I’ll have to use him since there’s no one else. Goodbye, I’m off to find him. Where the devil can I find that good-for-nothing at this hour? Oh, here he comes, just in time.
April 22, 2010
good news
Valere:
My valet’s an oaf who’ll spoil everything, but I guess I’ll have to use him since there’s no one else. Goodbye, I’m off to find him. Where the devil can I find that good-for-nothing at this hour? Oh, here he comes, just in time.
April 19, 2010
multiple choice
The day before your last final is a good time to __________________.
a) study
b) catch up on reality tv from 5 years ago
c) teach yourself how to knit
d) make a pizza
e) look at pictures of southern France
a) study
b) catch up on reality tv from 5 years ago
c) teach yourself how to knit
d) make a pizza
e) look at pictures of southern France
April 14, 2010
April 11, 2010
tiens!
In October I will be living here:
I got a job teaching English in France! We're moving to Aix-Marseilles for the best 7 months of our lives.
I got a job teaching English in France! We're moving to Aix-Marseilles for the best 7 months of our lives.
April 9, 2010
of montreal
When you come around,
everything else disappears.
My ears disappear.
When you come around,
everything else vanishes.
The birds have no heads
when you come around.
Everything loses its legs
when you come around.
everything else disappears.
My ears disappear.
When you come around,
everything else vanishes.
The birds have no heads
when you come around.
Everything loses its legs
when you come around.
April 7, 2010
I can't believe...
that I got an A on this French paper several years ago.
"Wild, exotic, and often dangerous animals have become popular in recent years. Monkeys are very cute, but they can often kill their owners. Many small boys like snakes of dangerous size. Some of them have piranhas that can bite off chunks of flesh. Experts encourage people not to buy exotic animals – they are very expensive, and aren’t really happy in a home. What’s more, they often attack their families."
"Wild, exotic, and often dangerous animals have become popular in recent years. Monkeys are very cute, but they can often kill their owners. Many small boys like snakes of dangerous size. Some of them have piranhas that can bite off chunks of flesh. Experts encourage people not to buy exotic animals – they are very expensive, and aren’t really happy in a home. What’s more, they often attack their families."
April 5, 2010
studying for finals
I just realized that Rainbow Chips Ahoy have been discontinued for 10 years. No wonder I haven't had one in a while. I also realized they were only called Rainbow Chips Ahoy in Canada. The world is a darker place than it was this morning.
April 4, 2010
Not very helpful
I'm glad I'm done translating a 17th-century French play into rhyming English.
Because this is what the rhyming dictionary gave me to rhyme with
"You have sworn your devotion" :
Arctic Ocean
Laotian
hand lotion
sales promotion
On a positive note, I think the whole experience has made me a better rapper.
Because this is what the rhyming dictionary gave me to rhyme with
"You have sworn your devotion" :
Arctic Ocean
Laotian
hand lotion
sales promotion
On a positive note, I think the whole experience has made me a better rapper.
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