little-known fact

Eve was near-sighted

dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable

in your dreams

DREW:  so guess what. the class pet had eggs and they're about to hatch, it's so cute.
ME:  what kind of animal is it?
DREW:  a peregrine falcon.
ME:  your class has a pet peregrine falcon?
DREW:  oh, I left out a detail. this was on the internet.

sit.

My dog is the cutest.



Also, if you want to improve your day, you should search "Dog Hero" on YouTube. There are hundreds of videos to watch.

I did it

I found the world's worst hat.