In case I've shattered too many of your dreams about France, I thought I would reassure you that some of them are real.
When I was waiting in the doctors office the other day, there were twenty of us in a tiny room with one window and twelve chairs. Not a good thing to see when you show up at the doctor. And every disheartened patient who came in after me said the same thing: "Oh la la...."
This morning I was watching the Home Shopping Network (favorite show in any country) and someone was demonstrating how easily you could paint zig-zags with some sort of complicated spray-paint machine (I'll give you a better description of it when it arrives here next week). And every curve in the zig-zag was accompanied by "et voila, voila, voila, voila voila, voila."
They also do the aspirated 'Ouais...', the kind of 'Ouais' you use to concur while showing you also don't give a fuck. "Ouai-ouai-ouai-ouais, I agree, but I will say so while inhaling deeply, eet is more efficient."
ReplyDeletesometimes my face hurts after reading your blog and then i realize it's because i've been smiling so hard. feel better!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. This reminded me of that awesome video you found once upon a time! Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
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