sky machines: dear readers

July 28, 2011

dear readers

I need your opinion. Ever since I first started growing hair in 1987, there's been a serious problem. The problem is that I look like this.



Short hair always seems like a good idea, because there's so much less of it. I can move my head freely, it takes less than a day to try, I can fit through doorways without turning sideways - endless benefits. But I always end up complaining that I want it to grow back.

And when it finally does, well it looks like the above photo.

It's time something was done again, and here are the options.
1) I could embrace the yak hair. These girls are rocking it. They don't have hair quite as thick as mine, but I can dream.


2) I could get a shorter haircut. Just short enough!


3) Or I could get a Really Awesome Haircut.


...but what if it goes terribly wrong and this happens?


What's a girl to do? Start wearing puff vests to balance things out? Shave it? Move to a yak farm? This haircut could be cooler than the last one! I won't complain as much, I promise! Please help me find the answer to life's persistent questions.

4 comments:

  1. If I could rock a pixie cut, I definitely would. I can't, but you can.

    You could also rock a shaved head -- I think. I mean, I totally think you could and should try it. Then just think, this whole dilemma will be months and months and maybe even a year away. Because it takes a long time to grow hair back from being completely shaved.

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  2. One vote for the shaved head!

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  3. All I can say is, your hair is AWESOME!!

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  4. I vote long hair, because I think you'll be able to rock a pixie cut til you're 80 or so :) But you look great with short hair, so you really can't go wrong!

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