sky machines: Well played, Mom.

April 17, 2012

Well played, Mom.

I told my mom my worst career plan ever at age thirteen:

"I think I'd be really good at modeling."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong parents for it" she said, without even pausing to give the image of me as a world-famous model the consideration it deserved.

"Parents who won't let me model? THAT'S SO UNFAIR."

"No, unattractive parents."

First day of high school - the keychains show that I have personality.

2 comments:

Anonymous17 April, 2012
OMG, I think you stole my backpack.
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sky machines18 April, 2012
It's probably big enough for both of us
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