The other day while I was wasting time getting my hair done I had these six ideas for how to waste less time.
Manicure fortune
You're already sitting there having a stranger touch your hands for half an hour, why not have them read your palms? As a bonus if you find out something horrible is going to happen at least your cuticles will look great.
Personal trainer doctor
In this one a doctor chases you for hours until he or she eventually catches you, annoys you, and charges you money. Unless the doctor can't catch you which means you're healthy.
ID and smile check
You're on your way into a party or bar or something and you want to look your best and this guy needs to look at your face anyway, now also he'll check if you have spinach in your teeth. It would take an additional zero seconds.
Treadmill Line
Why just stand in line for Iron Man 17 when you could be walking for hours? This would also help weed out people who weren't really serious about waiting.
Tanning concert
For shy rock musicians who don't want to perform in front of crowds of screaming fans, but instead want to perform for a room full of fans lying quietly in tanning beds. This is obviously also great for the fans, because they get tans.
Celebrity Dentist
No one likes the dentist + everyone likes celebrities = people are alright with celebrity dentists? The downside to this one is I imagine it would be incredibly expensive.
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