sky machines: and turn greeeeen.... NOW!

August 17, 2011

and turn greeeeen.... NOW!

As a driver, no one looks more stupid than a runner at a crosswalk who jogs in place. What, are they that obsessed with running? Can they not stop moving for thirty seconds?

So I try to act nonchalant at crosswalks, as though standing still is my favorite thing to do. But you can see my fingers twitching and my feet tapping and every half second I glance over to see if the other light has turned yellow. I know I'm freaking you out. I used to be you. An hour ago, before I changed into running shoes.

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