So good you can almost eat it

This blog is mostly a recipe blog with a hundred random blog posts between each recipe. So here's what you've all been waiting for: last weekend I made a pizza where the crust was made of ground-up cauliflower instad of crust. Because I really love pizza, and I miss it a lot.

Cauliflower pizza sounds disgusting, and I was skeptical until I found rave reviews online:
"Doesn't taste nearly as bad as it sounds."
"Looks just like pizza."
"Tastes a LOT like pizza."

And my favorite:
"I could almost pick up pieces of it and eat them!"

A pizza you can almost eat?! Obviously I had to try it. Instead of linking to the recipe I'll just simplify it for you: probably don't make a pizza out of cauliflower. Sometimes things sound disgusting and taste great, but it's better to just play it safe and eat things that sound great and taste great.

But I loved it. It really did look exactly like a pizza, probably one of those 70-cent Party Pizzas you microwave instead of bake. And those taste a lot like pizza.

Pictures to break up the text! Here's me eating pizza with my sister:



I am 15 and she is 11.

Here are my other sisters, they're 13 but today they're 17:



My brother doesn't like photos but he does love pizza.

This is NOT the pizza I made but I wish it were because look at it:

Here's the time I made granola.

Ode to fitness classes with my little sister

I miss NO LIMITS! class at 5 am Saturday mornings I miss stripping class at 10 at night where we did kickboxing to "Gold Digger" and the teacher wore purple velour pants and hoop earrings and kept telling us to get sweatier I miss the Beginners Yoga class that was so hard we walked out and all the mirrors in the room made it look like we were walking out five times I miss Monday morning Step Aerobics with 10 middle-aged ladies and that one guy that doesn't even know why he's there I miss you.

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One of the hundreds of senior dogs I’m obsessed with got a haircut since the last time I looked at him and is still homeless and still alive and can one of you please adopt him it will be the best decision you ever made.

Maximum train

Remember when you got really into Twister one weekend and wrote L and R on your shoes so you’d be faster, and then you felt dumb because they were your favorite shoes? I’m glad I’m not the only one who did that.